greg memo
Greg opened the review portal. He already sounds disappointed.
$LVL1 Internal Comms / command center
$LVL1 Internal Review Portal
greg is online. the review is live. try not to get fired.
the AI that took your job is stuck in the review queue too.
no wallet needed. 60 seconds. your desk is at risk.
current review
active hourly incident / public-clean proof pending real beta
cold open / first ten seconds
Greg is already active
current review
Current review is active: inbox, slack, calendar, forms.
no wallet needed
No wallet needed. Start the run first; explain yourself later.
start review
Start Review is the primary action. Greg dislikes hesitation.
internal comms
Internal Comms is alive. HR, IT, Token Desk, Market Desk, Greg Terminal.
Start ReviewEmployee Fileno wallet needed. current review stays playable if this panel is dismissed.
internal content intelligence / manual only
LVL1 Content Studio
Turn Employee Cards, Greg memos, Corporate Speak results, and witness links into platform-native drafts. Human approval required before anything leaves the file.
platform content studio
Manual platform drafts from LVL1 packets. Human approval required, no reach promises, no external engagement rewards.
x
I got 23% on my LVL1 review. Still Level 1. Still employed. Greg filed it.
1200x630 image + short post · 1200x630 · manual copy/download · try not to get fired
tiktok
POV: your AI replacement got stuck in the same corporate hell. Greg: "Adequate for someone who exists." Witness link available.
1080x1920 short script · 1080x1920 · manual copy/download · try LVL1
Employee File updated. Evidence filed. Greg remains unimpressed.
1080x1920 reel or 1080x1080 card · 1080x1080 · manual copy/download · post the packet
Today I completed a performance review simulation and received 23%. Key learning: alignment is not survival.
ironic text post · 1200x630 · manual copy/download · file the review
I built a fake corporate survival game where Greg files your failure. No wallet needed.
community-native text post · 1200x630 · manual copy/download · ask for feedback
discord
Friday Firing Packets are open. Greg is not reviewing gently.
400x300 packet + short copy · 400x300 · manual copy/download · drop the route
telegram
Greg filed my review. Survive 60 seconds.
manual post draft · 400x300 · manual copy/download · Try not to get fired.
youtube shorts
0-2s: Greg is online. 2-8s: Score 23%. 8-18s: Employee File updated. 18-25s: The AI that took your job hates this too.
1080x1920 short script · 1080x1920 · manual copy/download · survive 60 seconds
shorts templates
7 safe short-form packet scripts
instagram artifacts
7 premium card formats
text-native packs
I built a fake corporate survival game where Greg files your failure / LinkedIn irony ready
platform metrics dashboard
Measures packet-to-witness product conversion. Vanity reach is not proof.
packet download
0.292
template to copy
0.6
witness open
0.5
friend complete
0.5
second run
0
confidence: insufficient_data
building directory
Office Map
7 departments
Inbox
Solo Sprint
read the crisis and route the least embarrassing response.
Boardroom
Boardroom Blitz
queue into the group review and watch the room panic politely.
Policy Desk
Strategy League
write policy, then let incidents judge it without mercy.
Archive
Hall of Fame
daily archive, clean routes, and the paperwork people survived.
HR Inbox
Templates
file new workplace disasters for review and curation.
Greg's Door
Daily Raid
clean runs push one shared target while Greg pretends not to watch.
Market Desk
token/listing readiness
official-link status only. no filings are invented here.
analyst queue
Market Data Desk
pre-mint
Moonit
pending
launch form pending operator verification
no filed link
DEX Screener
prepared
Moonit profile planned after CA
no filed link
CoinGecko
prepared
listing pack prepared for post-mint review
no filed link
CoinMarketCap
prepared
request pack prepared; text badge only
no filed link
DEXTools
prepared
profile update prepared after official link
no filed link
status labels are factual; profiles appear only after official links exist.
corporate intelligence desk
Greg Terminal
Tools produce facts. Greg writes the memo. Market facts only. No recommendations, no invented links, no score effects.
Greg Terminal
Official CA Safety Check
market facts only. no recommendations.